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Haikus
Shadow: Copying my moves, it is my twin, yet different. Lurking behind me. Light: It illuminates, clearing your view, and curing. Dark is cast aside. Ink: It is mere pigment. ...
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The Sminks
The word "smink" came from Staring_at_ceiling in the chatrooms. Me likee, so I decided to create a poem about it. ------ The Smink, one would think, Would be a sort ...
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Fingers (flash fic)
I don't know why I decided to write about pickpocketing in the first person... just seemed original and I was badly aching to write something. Besides, sillyness is all very ...
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The Traveling Christmas Flamingo Who Went To Iowa.
I wrote this over a small bag of pretzels yesterday, as a prank that I gave to someone who clearly wanted to plagiarize it, and confirmed this just a few ...
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Roses Without Thorns Prologue and Chapter 1
In my opinion, the prologue is okay, but the chapter is the worst thing I have evar written evar. >
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PEZ
This is a not a joke poem, or a serious poem. It is a half-serious poem. PEZ is awesome.---PEZ, when I first met youMy tastebuds were knocked backThey didn't have ...
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Secret
A song about how sorry the narrator is for hurting you. He is so sorry.